Four Word Film Reviews by Benj Clews and Michael Onesi

Witty Clews, Brief Reviews

“This Alamo ironically forgettable.”
The Alamo (2004)

“Rock buster blockbuster.”
Armageddon (1998)

“From Beer to Fraternity.”
Animal House (1978)

“Cowboys enjoy ranch undressing.”
Brokeback Mountain (2005)

“Of Dice and Men.”
Casino (1995)

“Wilson’s well-rounded performance.”
Cast Away (2000)

“Pitt turns life around.”
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

“Heath Ledger’s clowning glory.”
The Dark Knight (2008)

“Wolf in Streep’s clothing.”
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

“The Kubrick Missile Crisis.”
Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

“Room with a spew.”
The Exorcist (1973)

“Rebellious son gets tanked.”
Finding Nemo (2003)

“Frost makes Dick shrivel.”
Frost/Nixon (2008)

“Kubrick studies marine life.”
Full Metal Jacket (1987)

“Starving for attention.”
Gandhi (1982)

“Likes mother. Likes daughter.”
The Graduate (1967)

“A Farewell to Farms.”
The Grapes of Wrath (1940)

“Students take up spelling.”
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

“Inventor experiences little success.”
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

“Politician hates hot air?”
An Inconvenient Truth (2006)

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